Thursday, November 19, 2009

Note to Self...

When "tapping" a dish to get the air bubbles out from under the surface of the food stuffs, make sure to use a ginger "tap." Otherwise, you will end up splattering the food stuffs, hypothetically speaking guacamole, all over yourself. It will get in your hair, on your sweater, all over your face, and I should let you know that your glasses won't help to shield your eyes from this mess either. Getting a hypothetical dip that has lime juice, onions, tomatoes, salt, and jalapenos in your eye does not feel good!!! This is of course for future reference. That hypothetical guacamole does taste really good though. Too bad it's not for home.

3 comments:

Franchesca said...

You would think that just because this is all hypothetical, that I wouldn't now be craving guacomole at 10 am. No such luck.

Elizabeth Frick said...

mmmm... guac...

Jeannette E. Spaghetti said...

I think this a euphemism for tapping something else and that something else's contents getting splattered on your person.

Or, my thoughts may have something to do with the ice cream man (see: today's blog post).