9YO: Can I go play outside? Like out front.
Me: Wouldn't you rather play out back?
9YO: Why do you want me to go in back?
Me: I'm afraid someone might steal you.
9YO: Why? No one would want to steal me. Anyways, probably the only people out right now are hobos. And I don't think they'd want to take me.
Yes, this is an actual conversation with my nine year old.
1 comment:
What is the deal with HOBO's? My kids talk about hobo's all the time. "Well it is not like I am going to grow up and be a hobo" "does a hobo have to brush his teeth" (all hobo's are boys btw)......"where does a hobo go to the bathroom?"
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